What would these countries do if an insect falls in a cup of coffee
The British : will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop.
The American : will get the insect out and drink the coffee.
The Chinese : will eat the insect and drink the coffee.
The Israeli will :
* Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
* Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
* Accuse the Palestinians of using germ-weapons.
* Keep on crying about anti-Semitism and violations of human rights.
* Ask the Lebanese government to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee.
* Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
* Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electricity from Lebanese
houses and randomly shoot Palestinians.
* Ask the United States for urgent military support and a Loan of one million
dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
* Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer
free coffee to ISRAEL utill the end of the century.
* Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even
sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.